My audition to be a Cleveland Indians PR employee:

Come down to Progressive Field this weekend to see your Cleveland Indians in action against the Baltimore Orioles which have fielded such Hall of Fame players such as Cal Ripken, Eddie Murray and Jim Palmer! In the local sports landscape, the Indians are the winning-est team by far! In fact, the Indians alone have won three times the amount of games the Browns and Cavs have combined to win for the entire month of September.

The Indians offer the freshest option in entertainment and give fans an “anything can happen” attitude with all of the exciting young players in the line-up. People often equate youthfulness with exuberance and America has a cultural fascination with staying young. What better way to feel young than to be at the Prog for a night with some of Cleveland’s youngest athletes!

With the 2009 season coming to an end, this is one of your final opportunities to see the Indians for the next six months. Don’t spend all winter regretting the fact you missed a glimpse into the future. Why watch the hit television show “Flash Forward” when you can Flash Forward to the performances we’ll see for many future ALCS’s to come!

Grind out the last few games of the season with 2007 AL Manager of the Year as he coaches his final games in an Indians uniform. Indians manager Eric Wedge is one of the longest tenured coaches in team history, so come on out and be a part of history as he finished his eighth and final season behind the Indians bench.

Why pay $2,500 to see the New York Yankees play baseball in October, when you can see future Yankees such as Asdrubal Cabrera, Matt LaPorta and Michael Brantley play at Progressive Field in September for a fraction of that price?! Your chance to see an Indians win is great, as they’ve never lost a game when the calendar has read September 25, 2009.

We have our core players to move into the future, and you should make plans to be a core fan and move into the future with us. In fact, if you are a good enough and loyal enough fan, we may even exchange you for three or four less enthusiastic Phillies fans that have potential to be greater fans!

Be sure to purchase your tickets in advance as Indians seats have been the hot ticket in town lately. Last night for the Detroit game, the Indians drew 13,000 more people to Progressive Field than they had last Thursday night, which is a remarkable accomplishment. The fireworks show on Friday will be the largest one in Cleveland for the rest of the year!

2009 Cleveland Indians Baseball… At least we’re not the Browns!